10- 2008

Wow what a crap year.

Just a warning, dont bother making any new year resolutions as you wont stick to them. :)

And I hate these televised 'New Year' celebrations. I am watching a crappy pop artist lip-synching to a poorly written song. And when it finally time for New Year, you get a barrage of fireworks with CHEESY music, that sounds like it is out of a adventure film.

grumblegrumblegrumble.

9- Border town portmanteaus

I found a list of border town portmanteaus in the states. Just check out some of the dull imaginative names.

Calexico, California (California and Mexico)
Cal-Nev-Ari, Nevada (California, Nevada, and Arizona)
Chulajuana, California (Chula Vista, California and Tijuana, Mexico)
Dalhart, Texas (Dallam and Hartley counties)
Kenova, West Virginia (Kentucky, Ohio, and West Virginia)
Mardela Springs, Maryland (Maryland and Delaware)
Marydel, Delaware and Marydel, Maryland (Delaware and Maryland)
Monida, Montana (Montana and Idaho)
Norlina, North Carolina (North Carolina and Virginia)


Why do they do this? Why not use their imaginations? And by the way, this is just a small sample of towns.

8- Duggar Family

WOW This family has 18 children...

Too much? of course not. Or is it? Keep in mind these folk are religious (anti-condom).

The 'Duggar Family' in Arkansas, USA live in a huge house in a good part of the country. Just imagine christmas dinner at this place.. WOW

Sorry, not an imaginative post or useful entry... whiney

For more info.. visit :
http://www.duggarfamily.com/

7- Stringless Guitar

Contrary to the lies told by the capitalist-pig media in the West, North Koreans enjoy the highest standard of living of any country. Here is a real-life depiction of a typical day in the DPRK:



Note how North Korea is so awesome that their guitars don't need strings to play music, and that they are clean when they work.

6- Salsa

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5- Islamic Arts

OMG Its a white British agnostic teen discussing another religions culture..

ANTI-SECULAR ALERT! ANTI-SECULAR ALERT! *beep* *beep*

Ok, enough of that . I may have an interest in politics, but I still think Islamic art is superior and owns all other religious art. Why do I say this?

Just look at it, its patterns, its real surreal and mesmerising. I would rank it higher than any of Da Vincis work. I wish I had the oppurtunity to visit a mosque. Not for religious purposes, but to see the sheer beauty of the place.

4- Queens Speech

-_-' Merry Christmas all.

I have Christmas fatigue. I am getting a bit sick of it. And to top it off, we have the 'Queens Speech' to watch. Yes folks. ..
I don't like the royal family. But its not the Queen that ticks me off much, its her grandchildren.

I mean, why should Prince William get away with stealing an RAF helicopter to land it in his girlfriends garden for a party? Did he get prosecuted for it? No. He got off scot free. Our brave soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan often lack basic equipment and essential weaponry (google RAF Nimrod)

But what about Prince Harry? He did hard drugs, and he did cannabis, but did he get punished? No no of course not. He is royalty. Royalty is better than the general populace. Not to mention he killed some rare birds in October 07, which would have landed the average englishman 6 months in prison.

Just look at a British passport.. I am 'the queens subject'.

If Britain was a republic, then I would really celebrate.

3- Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe.. This country used to be the breadbasket of Africa. Rich, and fertile land used to engulf this African paradise. Lets admit it, Robert Mugabe used to be one of the best rulers in Africa. He made sure Zimbabwe's economy was tip-top in form. He made sure the people were fed, and he looked after the sick and the poor by building hospitals.

But something seemed to snap in his mind around the year 2000. First of all, he decided to claim back land stolen by white colonialists over a hundred years ago. So he rounded up his troops and drove out the current white Zimbabwe farmers.

Mr Mugabe.. If you want to feed your people, you let the most experienced farmers run the business, not a load of 'ZANU-PF war veterans' with no prior experience to farming. This action led to white Zimbabwean farmers leaving the country. There were 5000 farmers, now they are only 280. The people of Zimbabwe are now starving.

'Operation Drive Out Trash' was another Mugabe tactic. To clear 'illegal settlements' and other shanty towns. This action lead to thousands becoming homeless. By this time, most western country's had themselves against Zimbabwe.

And after rigging an election, and sinking the country into a 231000000% inflation rate (compared to UK's 4.1%, or Germany's 2.0%), he accused the British of the widespread cholera outbreak in his country, which has claimed 10,000 lives.

His information minister described the cholera outbreak as a "genocidal onslaught on the people of Zimbabwe by the British". It is pathetic of the Mugabe regime to accuse the British of causing a Zimbabwe genocide, but Robert Mugabe later shocked the world by saying that he got rid of cholera overnight.

Someone needs to get rid of him, and install a new government that is democratic, but no country will do it. Want to know why? Well I will tell you why..

There is no oil in Zimbabwe

2- Cheesecake

Cheesecakes always bring interest to my life. The prospect of cheese in a cake sounds horrible, it strays away from the conventions of most cakes:

Most cakes have sponge
Most cakes have chocolate in one form or another.

Now, to add to my theorum, lets look at the conventions of tarts:

Most tarts have a pastry or biscuit like base
Most tarts have a 'semi-solid' filling





So, why are cheesecakes called cheesecakes? Why not Cheese Tarts? and, in accordance to my taste buds... why dont cheesecakes/tarts/whatever taste like cheese?

1- Kim Jong Il

Korea was divided into 2 countries after the Korean War in the 50's. One turned out to be prosperous and incredibly powerful, while another turned into a socialist fairyland. North Korea fascinates me, it's president 'Kim Il Sung', is infact, dead. This country has had a dead president since 1994..

Kim Jong Il, his son, is the de facto leader of North Korea, and he likes to be called the "Dear Leader". He is a great man, infact, he is so great that he gives on the spot guidance on athletics.



Look at him.. He isnt exactly sports material, and he is not fit to instruct people on athletic guidance. And observe the music, pure properganda is what we have here. To add irony, he is suspected of having a stroke a few weeks ago, due to his ailing heath and extravagant lifestyle.

I suggest you guys check out http://uk.youtube.com/user/Songunblog and view all of his properganda videos on Kim Jong Il and North Korea.